Timing

Everyone's coming over to ours for Christmas this year. This is why the Divine L and I are feeling slightly perturbed by the fact that the bathroom doesn't have a floor, the bathtub is in the hall and the kitchen (which, we thought, didn't require any more attention) is currently being seen to by two loquacious gents who are repairing the repairs carried out by another (slightly less loquacious) gent a few weeks ago. Maybe we should use this as an opportunity to give Christmas dinner a surreal theme this year. After all, the raincoat hanging on the clothes rack standing in the bathtub (which is, as I said, in the hall) doesn't look entirely unlike a Christmas tree...

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