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October 18, 2006

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I am a writer and award-winning perfume critic currently living in the south of England. For my perfume-related writing, please visit Persolaise.com.

Published/Broadcast Writing

2008 - Well A Cushy Number - short story; reached second round of HappenStance Competition
2007 - The Four Stages Of Shrugging - short story; selected for Tales Of The Decongested
2007 The Sound Of Sky - short story; published on Pulp.net
2006 - Notes For A Play About Some Family - short story; selected for Tales Of The Decongested
2005 - The Edge Of Happiness - short story; published in PRISM International Magazine, Fall edition
2003 - A Gesture Of Support - short story; broadcast on BBC Radio 4's Opening Lines

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